thoughts…
on home… [It’s]noisy. A lot of people visit…plus three beagles who bark all the time.
on his house… [It’s]big. Black roof, rest white.
on dogs… Pebbles,Patches, and Rocky…I say they pretty much greedy cause when they get free food from my family, they fight. They have a dog fight.
on school… Q…What do you like about school? Zach…I don’t know…the recess, the food. Q…What’s your favorite subject? Zach…Math.
on the park… I go to the park sometimes… I live across from a park… I swing on the monkey bars. I hang upside down… Sometimes I just go over by myself. Sometimes I go over with my niece and play.
on age… Boy…Do you know how old your mom is? Zach…What!?!… She’s in her like thirty-sevens or thirty-three. Boy…Okay. Do you know how old your dogs are? Zach…No, man! I don’t know. Boy…Well, just make up an age. Zach…What? You want one to be one hundred?
on teachers… I hate when the teachers yell…and I hate when they have to give us extra credit for no reason.
on the Baltimore Aquarium… Basically, if something goes wrong on the, um, on the things when you stand, and they take you up, if something goes wrong, you’re going down with the manatees. For real, they have this thing that goes…it takes you up… Man, there’s nothing to hold it up. If something goes wrong…you’re dead.
on sharks… I saw some killer sharks that wanted to break the glass open and get me. Never put your face really close to a window.
on family… I fight with my uncle a lot. Q…How old is your uncle? Zach…13. My grandma had a lot of babies.
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